Friday, April 1, 2011

SHOCKING NEWS, SEGA TROUBLE, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

APRIL FOOLS, THIS IS NOT REAL.



...this news has me shocked.  I'm sick to my stomach.  It is our apocalypse.


Sega has declared bankruptcy...their profit to expenses ratio has been way below expectations this year as it has been the last couple of years.....they will liquidate their studios soon............!!!!111....


EDIT: Link is down, clearly Sega is trying to stop the wildfire.



This story is brand new, but it was recently leaked and only a few sites have it.  It's going viral soon.  A Sega representative has spilled the beans.  They will finish up whatever projects they are working on but will not pursue any new ones...how long they will last is unknown.


Now I know why UK Resistance bailed when they did.


Yu Suzuki and Yuji Naka will make comments later today on their disappointment and their aspirations in finding new employment.  Toshihiro Nagoshi has yet to because he is a bum it seems...


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Video games are doomed.  Sega had a good run but they couldn't recover from their Dreamcast days.  No possibility of a new Daytona USA it seems.  Just a stab in the heart.


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I really don't have much to say, I can't talk anymore.  I was born too late.  Couldn't save Sega; feel it was partially my fault...playing Rock Band and Call of Duty, not doing anything else.

.......please other game companies, pick up the tab and hire theese people and inject some goodness into whatever other games you're working on...................

I may not post on this blog for a long time....our efforts are futile... so goodbye Sega..

3 comments:

  1. April Fool's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUjt-pa2DkA

    Got Sonic crying pic here: http://silveralchemist09.deviantart.com/art/Sonic-Cry-TT-TT-115927418

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  2. Sega's new racer...;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB-OZMnhn9E

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  3. ROFL, nice video, I must embed this sometime.

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