Sunday, July 24, 2011

Sitting Is Unhealthy For You? YEAH RIGHT

I've read this "study" a couple of times before.  Basically, if you sit down more than six hours a day, regardless of your diet or workout routine, you're more likely to die.  From what?  Uh, heart attacks and stuff.  About as absurd of a story as that "eat less calories, live longer" rumor.

But even if it's true, you don't want to stand up.  Why?  To truly live, you gotta sit down behind the wheels of a fine automobile and go for a cruise...that does more wonders for you than standing up ever did!!!

Really, that's what I wanna do, just go driving.  Doesn't matter what car, let's rip s*** up!!!  EDIT: Or you can ride a motorcycle, that's cool too.

On the other hand, if you insist on standing up, then you can get around like this at 6 mph/13 kph...have fun, people.

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